Senior Texting Code
Monday, February 13, 2012 at 02:12PM Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts.
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ATD: |
At The Doctor's |
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BFF: |
Best Friend Fainted |
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BTW: |
Bring The Wheelchair |
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BYOT: |
Bring Your Own Teeth |
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CBM: |
Covered By Medicare |
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CGU: |
Can't get up |
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CUATSC: |
See You At The Senior Center |
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DWI: |
Driving While Incontinent |
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FWB: |
Friend With Beta Blockers |
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FWIW: |
Forgot Where I Was |
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FYI: |
Found Your Insulin |
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GGPBL: |
Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low! |
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GHA: |
Got Heartburn Again |
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HGBM: |
Had Good Bowel Movement |
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IMHO: |
Is My Hearing-Aid On? |
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LMDO: |
Laughing My Dentures Out |
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LOL: |
Living On Lipitor |
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LWO: |
Lawrence Welk's On |
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OMMR: |
On My Massage Recliner |
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OMSG: |
Oh My! Sorry Gas. |
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ROFL... CGU: |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up |
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TTYL: |
Talk To You Louder |
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WAITT: |
Who Am I Talking To? |
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WTFA: |
Wet The Furniture Again |
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WTP: |
Where's The Prunes? |
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WWNO: |
Walker Wheels Need Oil |
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GGLKI: |
(Gotta Go Laxative Kicking In) |

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